Thank God for Walmart

My friend Rachel turned me onto a webpage dedicated to badly decorated cakes. In today's post, there's the story of how a little boy could not get the evil ShopRite corporation, or any other local bakeries, to write his name on the cake. Thank God for the good people at Walmart! Now, 3-year old Adolph Hitler Campbell, can have his cake and eat it to.

The best quote of this story is from Adolph's 35-year old father, Heath (who doesn't believe the Holocaust happened and has swastikas all over his house).

They're just names, you know, Campbell said. Yeah, they (Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They're not going to grow up like that.

I don't know who is the more perfect candidate for retroactive abortion, the father, or the commenter, who compares ShopRite's refusal to make the birthday cake to a pharmacist refusing to dispense birth control pills.